jus to share:

Q1: 东北有三宝。哪三宝？
人参，貂皮，乌拉草。

Q2: 新东北有三宝。哪三宝？

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新人参，新貂皮，新乌拉草。 !!!


Q3: 男人追女人的新三宝：

司机，宵夜，修电脑。

Once upon a time, a rabbit who lived in the far side of the mountain decided to pay its fren who was living down the mountain a visit.

'hmm.. since i am going on such a far journey after such a loooong time, ' the rabbit thought. 'let me wear my beautiful high heels to show that dear friend of mine.'

and so, she wore her beautiful heels and strutted her way down the mountains.

Oh! What a happy reunion it was~ the rabbit and her snakey friend! So they decided to go marketing together at the nearest fair near snakey’s town and then walk back home for a nice dinner together which would be a total of an hour.

The rabbit thought: “ah.. what am I going to do now that I am wearing my new shoe? How I wish I can take them off but this is a rare chance for me to come out of that mountain! Alright then, I will show off my beautiful shoes here!”

So they walked and walked and walked. Sharing much laughter and joy along the journey which makes it seem less tiring and strenuous.

Finally! They reached snakey’s house and snakey invited rabbit in for dinner as well as some rest. Rabbit was so glad but there was one more thing to do – to check whether snakey senior was at home before rabbit could go in. Well, snakey senior has a thing for fresh animal meat!

Ensuring that it was safe to go in, rabbit entered the house and finally got a chance to rest it legs from the beautiful-but-high heels as she sat down on the sofa.

After the rest and the dinner, the two friends bid farewell and the rabbit once again, put on her heels and set her way up the mountains, home sweet home.

RAWR~ wondering how could i have come up with such a story? haha.. well, only.. 30% of it is true. the rest is not. am really really tired. and i just get soooooooo lazy.. arg arg arg arg !@. #$%^.. haha..

i've 2 new lame jokes! *clap* 1. 为什么蟑螂死了还会走？2. 草和木中间有个人，猜一个字。slowly think ba!! haha.. answer will be revealed, -shortly-.

yea.. so ther goes my story.. haha.. sometimes its really scary when siblings get too alike.. :S *goosebumps* i am jus thinkin of it la. anw, a friend of mine(a ymd from SGM) got into this BLOG contest. his link is just below, i'm doin what ever i can to help him gather votes. so pls, VOTE for him!!

hasnt the energy to post photos.. so yea, till the next time then! ja-neh~

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be
painful for me. Remember that when you buy me.

2. Give me time to
understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me - it's crucial
for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry at me for long, and don't lock me
up as punishment. You have your work, your entertainment and your friends. I
have only you.

5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understand your
words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.

6. Be aware,
however you treat me, I'll never forget.

7. Remember before you hit me
that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but that I
choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative,
obstinate or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm
not getting the right food, or I've been out in the sun or in the cold too long,
or my heart is getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I get old.
You too, will grow old someday.

10. Go with me on difficult journeys.
Never say: "I can't bear to watch it", "Let it happen in my absence" or "I am
tired of you". Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember I Love
You.

-Anonymous

went to search for the official website and trailer for the movie "10 promises to my dog". seems like a nice show! i want to watch!! *bites* ahahahaha..

almost lost my voice ytd.. due to over excess of Laughin-Out-Loud and singing.. =/ meow n i went to leo's hse to prac ytd.. his hse is ulu lor~~ or maybe its cuz we dunno the way there.. lucky lucky, we had a shotenzenjin to help us. hehe.. *claps* am very grateful indeed.. and we prac until 1020+.. was pleasantly surprised when i found that the journey home was so convenient.. and quite fast also.. when i reach home my battery was totally flat..

and on the way to leo's hse, we came up with a list of qian bian wen da ti.. muahahahha.. super lame and stupid and some r abit no link.. anws, here's the list:

1. 被充气的墨鱼叫什么？
－　默契（墨气）

2. 墨鱼被装水。
－　墨水

3. 墨鱼闻到一股奇怪的味道。
－　莫文蔚（墨闻味）

4. 待在龟身旁的墨鱼（成语）
－　墨守陈规

5. 墨鱼被咬了一个零
－　莫小玲

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and the rest i cant rem alrdy.. ahahha.. but it was damn funny comin out with all these like no-like and very stupid things.. guess it keeps my brain workin.. ahahaha..